Friday, June 15, 2007

Quote of the Week


So last night I'm sitting around watching "AC Hookers" on HBO (god, I mean, can you seriously think of anything better to watch at 10pm on a Thursday night?) and one particular hooker, Tia, was describing her path to ho-domination. One particular quote stood out and I think it is probably the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

Tia said, "I don't work in no brothel because I ain't giving nobody half my money. They ain't doing half the fucking! You want half my money, you come over here and give half this blowjob."

That is what I call an shrewd businesswoman.

And to top it off, Tia left me with this very important piece of advice from which I think all my readers can benefit as well: "Finance before romance."

Thank you Tia, thank you! You are wise beyond your years.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it! Amazing quote!

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Madame M. said...

*cough*cough*

That should have come with a "Caution: May incite explosive laughter in reader" banner!

11:18 PM  
Blogger MattyDale said...

What an awesome quote. My co-workers must think I have lost my mind from the outbursts of laughter as I read the blog about Tia.

5:51 PM  

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