Snakes on a Plane
Uh - a big hell no. I will never see this movie. Ever. I cannot think of anything I would rather not do more than go see this movie. I can't even watch the commercials for this movie. I immediately turn the channel. Or if I'm at the gym I cover my eyes while running on the treadmill. I am deathly afraid of snakes. I hate them. And I'm not a huge fan of flying. Put those two together and that equals a big hell no. If I think about snakes before bed, I have to strip down my bed and sleep without sheets because I know there are snakes under the covers with me. If I think about them while taking a shower, I have to not close my eyes when washing my hair or face because I know when I open them, there's going to be a snake in the shower with me. If I was on a plane and a bunch of snakes got loose and started attacking people, I would open the emergency door and jump the hell out. Without a parachute, soiled panties and all. F*** that.
Seriously - whoever is seeing this movie is nuts. Nuts.
Hell no.
Seriously - whoever is seeing this movie is nuts. Nuts.
Hell no.
posted by Carrie Broadshoulders at Tuesday, August 22, 2006
4 Comments:
yeah, if you don't like snakes, don't see it. i don't mind snakes.
I'm the same way with spiders... but I'm ok with snakes.... at least they only have two eyes.
i am with you 100% with this. i don't think that i can even go to any theater where this movie is playing until it's out of the theater. every time i see the trailer i wind up screaming before the end.
i know it's supposed to be this campy horror movie, but, uh, no.
Is that irony? That you posted on snakes. Meaning you had to think about snakes in order to post, thus re-inforcing your distate for snakes?
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