Taxi Driver Strike!

So I have heard rumblings that DC is moving to metered cab fares rather than the current confusing zone system. I am not entirely sure how beneficial this will be to me since I travel exclusively in one zone 90% of the time and really have no idea if this will be cheaper for me. Either way the cab drivers are hot with this idea and are planning to strike on October 31st. Of all days! Now how will all the drag queens get home that night? Rude.

In any case, I have decided that the DC Taxi Commission needs to take a lesson from NYC. What we need: Meters, Credit Card Machines (because who carries cash), lights on top of the cab that work, bitches that drive fast and Bernadette Peters telling me to buckle the fuck up.

Until then, I have no sympathy for the cab drivers in this city.

No!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I let the first dalliances go and kept my mouth shut. He told me that it was a publicity stunt, that it meant nothing and that he loved me. But now, now I'm not so sure.

Why? Why oh why are you doing this to me? She's a slut. She's a homewrecker. I'll rip that stringy blonde hair right out of her head!

Reese, I've been a lady up til now because that is how I was raised, but that sweet southern act and the "bless your heart" doesn't work anymore! I've got your number you Jezebel!