Tuesday, April 17, 2007

My sympathies to all my VT friends!


Yesterday was one of the most tragic days in American history. We saw first hand what unfettered access to guns and someone with no regard for human life can do. 32 people who woke up thinking it was going to just be another dreary Monday are now gone forever, lives taken by a South Korean English major who did this for reasons we may never fully understand. What is so hard for me to believe is this happened at a university with which I am fairly familiar. Growing up in Southern Virginia, most of your friends from high school go off to become Hokies. Most cars back home have Hokie stickers and most houses fly the Hokie flag. Some of us go off to other schools...me to the University of Virginia and spend the next four years arguing with your Hokie friends about why UVA is so much better than VT. Or you spend every single Monday after Thanksgiving weekend bragging about beating or hiding because you lost to VT again in football. It's classic in state rivalry that no one seems to understand unless you're a Hokie or a Cavalier. No matter how competitive we are with each other, we feel for each other in times like this. Yesterday, whether you're a Cavalier from UVA, a Duke from JMU, a Patriot from Mason or hell even a whatever William & Mary students are called from down there in Williamsburg, you remember all your friends who are Hokies knowing that no matter where they are, this is an even sadder day for them than for the rest of America.

I might be a Wahoo, but today my thoughts and my sympathies are for all my Hokie friends and family.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut died today at the age of 84. He will certainly be missed and always admired by this particular blogger. Rest in peace.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Dear Reese,


There are rumors abound that say that you are secretly dating Jake Gyllenhaal. Now while I have admired you and been a big fan of yours for a long time, I find it hard to believe that you would betray me in such a fashion. Everyone knows that Jake is my man. He loves me and would never see someone behind my back. I know how the paps like to start these rumors so they can sell photos of you and Jake, so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. But not without a stern warning. If these rumors at all prove to be true, then you should know what you are in for. I do not take kindly to having some backwoods hick trollop from Mississippi or wherever the hell you're from thinking she gonna take my man. So unless you want to keep that wig you got stitched into that head, I suggest you keep your distance.

You've been warned. Say hi to the kids, send them my love.

XOXO-
Carrie B.
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