No!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I let the first dalliances go and kept my mouth shut. He told me that it was a publicity stunt, that it meant nothing and that he loved me. But now, now I'm not so sure.

Why? Why oh why are you doing this to me? She's a slut. She's a homewrecker. I'll rip that stringy blonde hair right out of her head!

Reese, I've been a lady up til now because that is how I was raised, but that sweet southern act and the "bless your heart" doesn't work anymore! I've got your number you Jezebel!