Overheard this weekend

Friend to other Friend: I'll drop you like a bad habit.
Me to Friend: You haven't dropped a bad habit since I've known you.

Also,

Me: Oh there's (insert name)...he is so hot.
Friend: I hear he likes virgins.
Me: What?
Friend: He only likes guys who are virgins.
Me: He'd have a better chance finding a unicorn in this city.